Who has an amazing immune system and never get's sick? Not this girl. It seems like the flu has decided on a rematch, and is kicking my butt. Round one was short lived and manageable, so of course round two has to be torture.
Anyway, since I'm feeling bratty about having the flu, I thought I would share with you my 5 Stages of Sickness, as told by my my favs from Supernatural. Enjoy.
1. Denial
You tell yourself you're not sick. You're just need to drink more water...right?
And then this happens...
And your friends just look at you like
2. Anger
First, you realize who got you sick...
...and while you try to pretend you're not mad at them,
pretty soon you feel like sending death threats.
3. Bargaining
You pray, swear you'll eat healthy, wash your hands more, and will do anything to be healthy again...
...yet nothing seems to happen.
4. Depression
As your sickness sets in, so does the horrible feeling of knowing the next 24 hours will be hell...
...and it quickly elevates to this
5. Acceptance
And finally when you accept that you're sick, and there's nothing you can do about it...
you realize that you just might lose a few ponds.
Which makes you feel like doing this...
because spring break is in a few weeks, and losing a few pounds might be a good thing.
So there you have it. I don't know about you, but these are the five stages I go through every time I get sick.
You forget the stage where I'm thankful it helped me lose pounds but otherwise nailed it!
ReplyDeleteThat's always the (only) best part!! :)
DeleteI am in love with this post. I am in fact one of those people that never gets sick (it's been years) but this definitely describes my roommate who is constantly coughing and sneezing
ReplyDeleteYou're so lucky!! And thanks :)
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